This morning, I woke up feeling a little groggy. My go-to remedy is usually a coffee and cold-water face plunge, followed by a compulsive phone scroll. But today called for something more, so I unpeeled a small, yellow âenergyâ patch the size of a walnut, popped it on to my upper arm and hoped for the best.
The patch (ÂŖ12 for 30) contains â so the packaging says â vitamins B5, B3 and a âmicrodoseâ of caffeine. It is made by Kind Patches, which is one brand in an increasingly crowded market of wellness stickers that claim to treat everything from lack of sleep to period pains to pimples. They are coin-sized, and often come in TikTok-friendly shades of sunflower yellow and peachy orange: you may have seen a teenager sporting a star-shaped one on their face to treat spots, or influencers patting blue magnesium ones on their wrists before bed.
These patches are designed to deliver various substances into the bloodstream through the skin â to ward off some of the most common symptoms of everyday life. Feeling tired? Patches. Feeling stressed? Patches. Feeling anxious? Patches. From libido boosters to immunity enhancers, thereâs a patch for every condition if you look hard enough. The wearable patch market â which also includes disease monitoring and drug delivery â was estimated at $9.95bn in 2024 (approx ÂŖ7.45bn) and is predicted to grow significantly in the next five years, according to the Financial Times. Forget eating your feelings; pop a sticker on them instead.
But do they work? Or are they yet more snake oil in the $6tn global wellness industry, designed to exploit our weaknesses, on the basis that those most human of conditions â how well you sleep, how happy you are â are there to be corrected.
John Tregoning, professor of vaccine immunology at Imperial College London and author of the book Live Forever?, says it is impossible to know. âItâs not like a vaccine where you did or didnât get the virus. It is: do you feel better?â For example, the energy patch Iâm wearing now may make me feel better. âBut my take on energy might be different to yours,â Tregoning points out. If nothing else, he says, patches like the ones I am sampling âare an example of drifting placebo. Simply by putting it on, it might get you out of a slumpâ. Itâs also nigh-on impossible to prove which ones donât work if you canât prove which ones do.
You cannot feel these patches , and they slide off easily in the bath. But you can certainly see them, which for some users is half the point. Depending on where you place the patch â guidance varies, but most suggest the neck and chest areas to see which makes a difference â they are often as visible as you need them to be. Some claim to work the same day, while others suggest using them for up to a month. The effects of the energy patch I am wearing are supposed to be instant. I canât say I feel anything that morning, but by the time I peel it off in the bath, I do believe I feel fresher. The idea is neat. But is it the patch? I also did some yoga, and had steak for dinner.
I try another energy patch by The What Supp Co (ÂŖ18 for 15 patches), which it says is for âfatigue, fed-up feelings and focusâ. It contains ashwagandha (which it claims âhelps your body adapt to stressâ) and caffeine among a list of other ingredients. I pop the red W-shaped patch on my wrist, as shown in the instruction video. I donât know if it is doing anything, but I do struggle to get to sleep that night, which is debatably down to the caffeine (luckily I have a patch for sleep too).
Acupuncturist Ross J Barr also makes a patch that promises to support âfocus, clarity and mental performanceâ (ÂŖ15 for 10). Less visible than most, it smells herbal, a little festive, which is the point â it apparently offers a âdeeply relaxing olfactive experienceâ. I could also feel it when I put the patch on â a gentle tingling, not unlike a Tens machine, which did at least make me believe it was doing something. I also try Barrâs Period Patches for cramps, aches and pains (ÂŖ15 for seven), which were developed with gynaecological staff at Miss Claire Mellon & Associates private practice. Like Barrâs other patch, it smells strongly of essential oils â somewhere between a meadow and tobacco â which is also the point. The sticker is stickier, and even after six hours itâs hard to remove. It is also designed to fit very specifically at the base of the spine. I donât know how much this played into what happened next â but something did. My cramps seemed to mellow. Whether this was better than taking a painkiller, I couldnât say. But the patches certainly cost more than over-the-counter painkillers â a factor that Dr Deborah Cohen, author of the new book Bad Influence: How the Internet Hijacked Our Health, thinks might influence how well they work. âThe more expensive something is, the more you expect it to work,â she says. Cohen thinks womenâs health has been neglected for too long, but these patches expose broader problems in the healthcare system too. âOne of the reasons we go to social media to solve our problems is because doctors canât give that level of holistic care,â she adds.

Eleven days into my patch journey, I have tried one for sleep and one for dreaming (Ross J Barr, ÂŖ14.99 for 10, and Kind, ÂŖ12 for 30); two for focus (Kind, ÂŖ12 for 30, and Ross J Barr, ÂŖ15 for 10), one for energy (Kind, ÂŖ12 for 30), one for chilling out (The What Supp Co, ÂŖ18 for 15), and another for menstrual cramps (Ross J Barr, ÂŖ14.99 for seven). Iâd love to say their collective effect was seismic, but aside from feeling a little buzzy after wearing those containing caffeine and the aforementioned effects of Barrâs cramp patches, I canât be sure that I felt anything.
Thatâs not to say they didnât work. The science behind patches is at best nebulous and at worse absent, but as you canât control the variables, itâs impossible to know if itâs the patch â or something else. âReducing something to, say, one hormone is a very reductionist way of looking at our health,â says Cohen. âWe need to be more holistic and look at the whole person before we work out how to treat something.â
Inevitably some of these patches have taken a more sinister turn towards diet culture. Berberine, a plant-derived compound, is believed to suppress appetite. I try Kindâs berberine patches (which curiously changed their name from Weightless); they need to be worn every day to see a difference. When I go out for a walk, I have to turn back as I start feeling light-headed. I quickly take it off.
Iâm struck that only one of the patches I try comes with the caveat that they are not the only solution to a problem. Alongside using Barrâs sleep patches, for example, it is recommended that other basic sleep hygiene practices are brought in â read a book, turn off your phone, etc. While there may not be anything specifically wrong with putting on a patch if you can afford it, they are not a panacea. As Tregoning points out, itâs probably best to see them âlike an expensive herbal teaâ. Drink it if you like it and think it helps, but itâs not a cure-all.
But then this is the problem with a lot of the products in the wellness space â everyone is looking for a hack, a quick fix. It is easier to put a sleep patch on than contemplate that poor sleep may be a logical response to the modern world; that a lack of energy may be due to an overwhelming life; that a lack of focus may mean you are dealing with bigger problems than the day-to-day of going to work. In an age in which we have learned to manipulate the aesthetics of our bodies through surgery or fillers, it seems highly appropriate that we might also now wear our supplements. As Cohen writes in her book, âthe body is now a dashboard to be monitored and gamifiedâ.
And of course, this is performative health. When I failed to give up smoking, my nicotine patch was proof to the outside world that I was at least trying. Lisa Payne, head of beauty at trend forecaster company Stylus, calls it âhandbag healthâ â the idea that you can carry around patches and pop them on when you need a lift. âThese patches cost money, so it literally shows you have invested in your health.â Forget eating your feelings; pop a plaster on them instead.
The use of patches in medicine is nothing new, says Pupinder Ghatora, a pharmacist and co-founder of a collagen supplement brand. âIn pharmaceuticals, weâve used patches for pain relief, anti-sickness medications, certain heart treatments and nicotine-replacement therapy. These medicines are clinically proven as the molecule is suitable for skin absorption and the formulation is designed with this in mind.â However, the evidence on wellness patches for other purposes is less clear. âTransdermal delivery can absolutely be effective but only when the science supports it. The skin barrier is incredibly sophisticated and not every ingredient can pass through it,â Ghatora says.
The problem, adds Cohen, isnât just the way these substances are delivered â itâs the substances themselves. âBefore you get to the ârouteâ, the first thing to ask is whether the compound theyâre promoting is going to do anything.â Take something like dopamine, she says, for which patches do exist. This needs to go into your brain to work. How does that even happen?
âHRT patches and nicotine patches [which have been around for a while] require robust clinical trials to prove they have an effect. But if you can spin something into a wellness supplement, you donât need regulators,â she says. âUltimately, if patches are as good as they say they are, why isnât everything on one?â
Perhaps the most ubiquitous patches are Star patches. If you have a teenager â or watched last yearâs Big Brother â there is every chance youâve come across them. Designed to protect spots from bacteria and prevent picking, while also containing various ingredients which may or may not treat the spot, they have become such a mainstay of modern culture that the V&A recently acquired some in its Rapid Response Collecting as an example of gen Z lifestyle.
Advertising that you have a pimple is a million miles away from how millennials like me and Payne grew up. âOur generation saw beauty as something that solves the problem you want to fix,â she says. If you had a spot, youâd buy concealer to hide it, not a neon sticker to broadcast it as a shared experience. But for some of gen Z, Payne says, a visible treatment for an internal feeling is as much about identity as anything.
It used to be easy to be good. All you had to do was combine a decent diet, exercise, time outside and connection with friends. Now, says Cohen, âdaily life is subjected to medical interpretation and diagnosis, with normal variations reframed as conditions requiring interventionâ.
I spent three weeks patched up, on and off. And some people I know swear by Barrâs sleep patches. But it was also deep, dark December, a time when my moods and sleep shift like sand, and as a newish millennial parent, it was ever thus. Patches are an example of the way influencer culture has scrambled how we look at ourselves. But if youâre tired and thereâs no other underlying problem causing it, the likelihood is you probably need to rest.






