Newcastle United v Manchester United: Premier League – live

Newcastle United v Manchester United: Premier League – live

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Pre-match postbag. “It’s a mad, mad, mad, mad world when people are starting to talk about this version of Manchester United as the outsider making a late gallop on the outside of the title race. Yet if they want proof that a big lead can be blown at this time of the year, they only have to look at how their opponents today did that famous Devon Loch back in the late 90s. Not so sure how many people would ‘love it!’ if somehow Carrick’s mob actually prevailed, however” – Justin Kavanagh

“Just as the owners of Newcastle United have not lived up to expectations, nor has Eddie Howe … and for the same reason, they will not fire him” – Jeff Sax

“Because this is an 8.15pm kick off (7.15am here in Australia) it means I’m shaping up to be late to the work breakfast function. My boss’s final words at our last meeting were: ‘We can’t have a situation where people are turning up to meetings literally one minute before they start.’ The fact that she stared at me to punctuate the sentence suggests I shouldn’t bother with the excuses today. But if I do get sacked, at least there’s the usual Bacon and Egg roll on offer, and I can fully focus on our Champions League campaign” – Chris Paraskevas

The bacon-and-egg butty Chris Paraskevas keeps banging on about Photograph: Chris Paraskevas

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